Mike Parmeggiani
Ask me questions to figure me out!

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Mike Parmeggiani turned 2 today!

Mike Parmeggiani turned 2 today!

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outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

outerspacecake:

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

outerspacecake:

I’m going to be laughing about this for ages

newkingdom:

what

newkingdom:

what

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superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

unsuspecting-vans:

magical-beistes-andwho-huntthem:

magical-beistes-andwho-huntthem:

magical-beistes-andwho-huntthem:

penis-hilton:

I’VE BEEN STARING AT THIS FOR 2 MINUTES AND 44 SECONDS AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING FROM THIS NOW I’M JUST MAD

I’M AT 5:50 AND IT’S STILL COUNTING

THAT’S A GIF RIGHT? IT NEEDS TO RESTART AT SOME POINT AND I WILL BE THERE TO WATCH IT!!! 8:39

MY HOPES WERE ON 10:00 BUT I GUESS IT WAS WRONG OF ME… 11:13

GUYS ITS 12 HOURS LONG

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT

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maxxfisher:

yet—another—url:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

Why the fence?

maxxfisher:

yet—another—url:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

Why the fence?

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Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you

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