Mike Parmeggiani
Ask me questions to figure me out!
Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you

(Source: sexlusion)

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

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So we both had the same idea on how to ask the other to prom. I love you, Gretchen

So we both had the same idea on how to ask the other to prom. I love you, Gretchen

buzzfeed:

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

(Source: BuzzFeed)


breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

(Source: llttlemermaid)

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biomorphosis:

Arctic foxes change the color of their fur with the seasons. In winter they are White to blend in with the snow, while in the summer they change to brown!

biomorphosis:

Arctic foxes change the color of their fur with the seasons. In winter they are White to blend in with the snow, while in the summer they change to brown!


dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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